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Butter Chicken 

w/ rice & veggies​. Made without dairy, eggs or gluten.

Calories: 419

Macros: 36g carbs/ 35g protein/ 15g fat


Thai Coconut Curry Turkey Meatballs

w/ rice & veggies. Made without dairy, gluten, or eggs.

Calories: 508

Macros: 37g carbs/ 45g protein/ 20g fat


Peanut Lime Sesame Chicken

w/ rice & veggies. Made without dairy,gluten, or eggs.

Calories: 459

Macros: 35g carbs/ 46g protein/ 15g fat


Extra Lean Beef Mexican Taco Bowls

a mix of rice, beans, corn, peppers, light cheddar, salsa & spice.

Calories: 431

Macros: 38g carbs/ 35g protein/ 15g fat


Hot Sriracha Glazed Beef Meatballs

w/ carb cutter mashed potatoes & veggies.

Calories: 489

Macros: 40g carbs/ 35g protein/ 21g fat


Skillet Shepherd's Pie

Whole 30 approved! Extra lean ground beef, carrots, onions & spice topped with sweet potato mash. Comfort food without the guilt. Made with no dairy, eggs, or gluten.

Calories: 424

Macros: 40g carbs/ 30g protein/ 16g fat


Turkey & Quinoa Pasta with Roasted Veggie Marinara

95% lean ground turkey, gluten free pasta, roasted zucchini & squash topped with marinara sauce.

Calories: 372

Macros: 42g carbs/ 32g protein/ 8.5g fat


Muscle Meatloaf

w/ carb cutter mashed potatoes & organic peas.

Calories: 430

Macros: 40g carbs/ 33g protein/ 15g fat


Turkey Breakfast Skillet

95% lean ground turkey, egg whites, roasted yams & veggies. Perfect high protein, low fat start to any morning!

Calories: 263

Macros: 16g carbs/ 38g protein/ 5.2g fat



Super Clean Meals

We like to call these meals PECTACULAR! Super clean meals are designed around the classic body building style diet. These meals are flavored with spice and are kept very clean. Approximate balance of 35% protein, 35% carbs, and 30% fat or less. Meals vary with source of protein & carbs. Example meal: chicken with your choice or rice or yams and roasted veggies. Extra protein option available. you even lift brah?



Vegan Fried Rice

Tofu, brown rice, peas, carrots, green onion sauteed in a mild spicy peanut sauce.

Calories: 310

Macros: 40g carbs/ 15g protein/ 10g fat


Cauliflower & Pasta Feta Bake

gluten free pasta, cauliflower, feta, mushroom & organic fire roasted tomatoes.

Calories: 398

Macros: 40g carbs/ 10g protein/ 22g fat




Pro-bites are 20 gram bite sized balls packed with a punch! Depending on the flavor they vary in nutritional content, but consistently weigh in at around 100 cal per bite, with 5-10 grams of protein. These little bite sized balls are nutrient dense and made with high quality ingredients and protein powders. They will satisfy any sweet tooth craving, without the guilt! Just don't eat the entire package in one sitting!


Salted Caramel Snickerdoodle (FAN FAV!)

Coconut Brownie Batter

Peanut Butter Energy

Chocolate Espresso

Coconut Matcha (gluten free/ vegan)


package of 10 probites


The Bitchin Kitchin takes food safety seriously. We source as many ingredients & spices locally, but are aware of outside sources and their disclaimers regarding contamination of allergens such as dairy, gluten, egg, soy & nuts. We cannot guarantee these products have not been in contact with allergens such as the items listed above. Severe allergies, please be advised.

Yummy Goodness...

Cauliflower Feta Bake

Peanut Lime Sesame Chicken​

Muscle Meatloaf